All Blog Posts Tagged 'oh' (2)

The day before I left Mumbai, we did a tour of the Dharavi slums which is as about as obnoxious 

feeling as a bunch of middle class people gawking at poor people would be.  

The same ones feature in Slumdog Millionaire and cover 500 football fields. The whole place has been turned

 into a recycling mecca, doing the shitty jobs for companies who in turn reuse materials and make even more money.

 Every concievable material has its own tin shed that…

I just haven't had time to post anything since Israel, but as I say about my period, better late than never.



If I was to read directions to my hotel in downtown Delhi, in which ive just arrived at 6am, it would read: 

Drive recklessly for twenty minutes, take a right at the skeletal cow, go straight past the family of 24 sleeping on the pavement, carry on until you meet a dog with twelve huge tits, go left at the corner with the street that is made up entirely of rubbish, piss…