Got a crummy seat mate? Here are some great ways to deal with snorers, droolers, talkers and otherwise creepy folks:
~ “Can I move to the back/front/other side? The fumes over here from the gas/food/lavatory are making me feel reallllllly queasy.”
~Pour water, gum, food on the seat and then say: “Oh man! Look, this seat is gross. Can I please move?” Take care that there are in fact other seats on the plane before tossing ginger ale on your seat, however. Remember,…
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